Joker to the rescue


This is just my luck, Cheryl thought
Here I am, slamming the car door and the keys are inside, great
How am I gonna get myself out of this


Cheryl had been doing some shopping today and she'd had a great day, after stopping for some groceries, she went back to the car and put them in , closed the door and there she was, standing next to her car, staring at her keys through the window...

She heard a car pull up; she turned her head to see a man get out. Oh great, this just keeps getting better and better, let’s see how long it’ll be till THAT joke arrives

“Hey miss... need some help?” he asked.

God I could just hear that smirk when he said that.

Cheryl turned around and looked up, and there he was. Jeesh am I the lucky girl today, what have I done to get this lucky… Good God, sarcasm was one of her best features. But damn that man looked pretty hot. He was so tall and strong, and oh those curls, she was dying to run her fingers through them.

She shook her head and muttered. “F**K , what are you doing here?”
“Damn, this is just great, it makes me look real smart. Go on, you can say it, let’s get it over with, oh and it’s MRS by the way”

David had to try his best to keep a straight face and not to burst out in laughter.
“Oh I’m sorry, Ma’am” and he emphasized that last word, “but, can I help you? Oh, and what the hell do you mean by get it over with? Get what over with?”

Cheryl rolled her eyes, “you can say it, I know I’m blonde…”

He looked at her and said “Yeah but so am I.” and he winked at her.

Oh he‘s really sexy, she thought, just keep your head together

“Well Sir…” and she emphasized it just like he did, “you know what? I COULD use some help, so do you know how to open a car without the keys?

“Uh no, but i do know how to use a cell and call the garage” God she is a smart ass, but it’s just so damn sexy, David thought

“What, you think I didn’t think of that? You’re really funny aren’t you?”

“So I’ve been told” David replied

“As you can see…” and she pointed through the window, “my keys are over there, NEXT to my cell”

David chuckled,

“WHAT?” Cheryl asked, she got a little pissed off by now. Okay, so he’s David Bryan but that didn’t mean she had to take this crap from him?

“I’ m really sorry, but you are blonde and a woman” there it was, THE joke, jeesh, they think that’s funny?? “Ooooh”, she said, narrowing her eyes and looking straight at him.

David was sure he could see the smoke coming from her ears now, but for some reason her temper was damn sexy. He looked at her with a big grin across his face.

“If you're gonna stand there and make fun of me, I’d much rather you get in your car and be on your way down that Lost Highway, oh and try to get lost indeed huh” she threw at him.

David started laughing out loud. That was a good one, “I haven’t heard that one before. I’ m sorry I pissed you off, darling, if I make that phone call for you, maybe you’ll let me take you to dinner?

Cheryl looked at him with narrowed eyes. “ You sure got some nerve there, first piss me off then invite me to dinner?”

“Well, girls do eat every once in a while, don’t they?”

“What about my car?”

“I'll call my guy and make sure he takes your car to wherever you want.”

“Oh…well … okay … I guess”

“You guess?”

David asked her where the car had to be taken and made the call. After he disconnected he held out his hand. Cheryl gave him a pointed look and took it. David led her to his car and opened the door for her. She got in, he closed the door and walked round and got in behind the wheel.

They went to a very nice Italian restaurant, the food was great and Cheryl couldn’t stay mad at David for long. They had a lot of fun, the evening went very fast and before they knew it, it was time to take off. They got in the car and David revved the engine.

“So where are you taking me?” Cheryl asked

“Well I thought…… I hoped I could take you to my place...”
“Oh so you think I’m that easy?”
“Uh well no, but I hoped you enjoyed dinner as much as I did and I didn’t wanna call it a night yet. We could have some coffee and ...”

“And what?” she could see the twinkle in his eyes
She knew exactly what he was saying and to be honest, she was more than willing to go back to his place. He was looking very sexy tonight…

“Okay rockstar, start the car and take me ...” she paused and saw his head turn really fast to her
…to your house” she continued

David chuckled, she is good he thought
They chatted for a bit and before they knew they were pulling up the driveway of his beautiful home.

“So David… do you pick up women this way regularly?”
“Nah I don’t. Only the beautiful blonde ones”

He stepped out and opened the door for Cheryl and took her hand, they walked to the house. Once inside David took her coat and hung it in the closet. God, she is so beautiful he thought.
Cheryl turned around and started to say something but David stopped her by planting a big kiss right on her luscious lips.
When he pulled back she blinked her eyes and she threw her arms around his neck and kissed him hard, he opened his mouth and thrust his tongue inside wrestling with hers. They started walking towards the stairs, never releasing each other, finally David broke the kiss, he looked at Cheryl with a question in his eyes. He saw the answer he longed for there in her eyes and took her hand, lacing their fingers together; he led her to the bedroom.

Once in the bedroom, they were all over each other. Tugging on each other’s clothes, anxious to get them off. When they both were naked, David sat down on the bed and pulled Cheryl to him.

“Oh darling, you are so beautiful, I wanna make love to you all night.” He move to position himself on top of her.

“Oh David we’re not gonna last that long, at least I’m not, I want to feel you inside me, please take me now!”
How could he resist such a plea, with one big thrust he was inside her, he was groaning, “ oh fuck woman you drive me crazy”

Cheryl’s run her hand over David’s muscular back, god he felt good, he felt so strong.

He was driving her crazy as well, thrusting hard, almost all the way out and then back in .
Cheryl put her hands on his waist so she could pull him closer

“Daaaaaaaviiiiiiid!” she screamed out.
When he felt her closing around him he could not hold back, her spasms driving him over the edge as well. He moved off her and lay next to her on the bed.

“Welcome home, Mrs Rashbaum”

“Thanks, Mr Rashbaum” she chuckled

“How did you know I was in that parking lot anyway?”
“We were working in Jon’s studio, and when I was driving home, I wanted to stop for some groceries, and there you were”

“Well thank heavens for groceries.

I love you David”

“I love you too Cheryl”